Funny story... no, it really isn't

Have you ever woken up in the morning and said to yourself "this is going to be a good day" but then it just isn't?

Yyyeeeaaahhhhh, that happened to me this morning with the lovely discovery of my horses escaping from Guantanamo! Naturally there were some serious moments of panic... You know, the moment I found out they were missing until 10 minutes after I got them home.

Oh, did I not mention I own horses? Well, consider yourself informed.

So, how do I find my horses on their epic tirade of the city, you ask? Oh simple, I call 911. The dispatcher, like all dispatchers begins, "911, what's your emergency?" Me, sniffling back tears, "I can't find my horses and I was wondering if someone called about two horses being loose?" To my surprise (not really) "Yes ma'am hang on one second I will find out where the officer is located who has been keeping an eye on them."

.........Yep.

Needless to say my morning was a lot like a paratrooper looking to make balloon animals while jumping from 1500 feet off the side of a helicopter into the ocean... without a parachute.

What will I be doing this weekend? You mean other than having an anxiety attack and crying myself to sleep at night? Nothing much, really. Let's hang out...